Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Def War
Def Clam Maiden
Screaming War
Def War
Steel Coma
Monkey Machine
Poison Fire
Steel Motor Maiden
Screaming Candy Ship
Burnt Meat Pod
Satan's Candy
Screaming Motor
Steel Hexachloride Boner
Golden Clam Drug
Black Waste Pod
Clam Stick
Monkey Lullaby
Pancreas Ryche
Pancreas Head
Poison Waste

Nick Waterman - Email Me