Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Poison Waste Boner
Clam Rats
Def Clam Pod
Screaming Fire
German Lion Head
Meat Machine
Atomic Motor
Fire Machine
Coma Stick
Death Wheel
Black Meat Ryche
Clam Ship
Clam Basket
Steel Meat
Satan's Motor
Fatal Death Rats
Lion Snake
Flying Hexachloride
Satan's Death Peppers
Death Boner
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