Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


German Waste
Def Motor
Satan's Motor Boner
Poison Hexachloride
Motor Machine
Screaming Coma Rats
Candy Drug
Atomic Coma
Poison Fire Drug
Def Hexachloride
Smoking Coma Ship
Burnt Motor Machine
Smoking Death Pod
Death Ship
Def Love
Clam Boner
Love Maiden
Burnt Candy Peppers
German Coma
Golden War Peppers

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