Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Hexachloride Head
Burnt Desire
Coma Boner
Black Coma Ship
Black Motor
War Snake
Satan's Candy Head
Smoking Clam
Love Pod
Screaming Meat
Atomic Death
Golden Motor
Death Rats
War Stick
Hexachloride Basket
Coma Head
Candy Rats
Smoking Monkey Maiden
Atomic Candy Machine
Atomic Fire Machine

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