Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Desire Lullaby
Children of the Waste Rats
Fatal War Snake
Desire Ryche
Def Waste Rats
Poison Hexachloride Snake
Death Peppers
German War Stick
Pancreas Ryche
Black Monkey
Golden War Pod
Black Pancreas
Albino Desire Wheel
German Lion Snake
Pancreas Ryche
Death Peppers
Candy Ryche
Candy Head
German Fire
German Meat Pod

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