Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Flying Desire Lullaby
Screaming Pancreas
Clam Ship
Fatal Desire Rats
Waste Peppers
Burnt Motor Ship
German Clam
Atomic Coma Pod
Motor Wheel
Black Lion
Def War Basket
Fatal Pancreas
Steel Clam
Steel Meat Wheel
German Clam Wheel
Hexachloride Head
Love Machine
Smoking Lion Maiden
Children of the Monkey
Steel Pancreas Lullaby
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