Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Death
Poison Love Ryche
Flying Hexachloride Stick
Children of the Meat Drug
Black Coma Stick
Atomic Love Head
Golden War Stick
Black Love Lullaby
Albino Death Snake
Albino War
Fire Head
Candy Peppers
Screaming Clam Pod
Fokker Ship
Golden Fire Basket
Candy Machine
Golden Fire
Meat Machine
Def Fire Drug
Hexachloride Pod

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