Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


German Candy Lullaby
Fire Lullaby
Def Meat Head
Smoking Monkey
Motor Machine
Candy Machine
Fokker Pod
Desire Stick
Satan's Clam Peppers
Albino Motor
Screaming Lion
Screaming Fire
Steel Meat
Satan's Fokker Stick
Steel War Head
Coma Stick
Albino Waste Maiden
Death Boner
Love Basket
Def Waste Machine

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