Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Death Head
Smoking Lion Drug
Steel Hexachloride Pod
Monkey Ship
Fatal Death Rats
Lion Drug
Fatal Hexachloride Basket
Satan's Fokker Lullaby
Poison Motor Peppers
Smoking Meat
German Coma
Waste Stick
Poison Monkey Drug
Albino Pancreas Basket
Screaming Waste Boner
Lion Maiden
Albino Fire Stick
Fatal Candy
Poison Coma
Screaming Coma Drug

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