Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Albino Coma
Black Pancreas Stick
Smoking Clam Snake
Screaming Pancreas
German Hexachloride Lullaby
Clam Peppers
War Boner
Fokker Boner
Def Lion Ryche
Black Pancreas
Motor Snake
Satan's Clam
German Waste Head
Smoking Pancreas Ship
Love Snake
Poison Love
Desire Maiden
Pancreas Rats
Golden Death
Satan's Pancreas Lullaby

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