Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Monkey Ryche
Candy Snake
Smoking War
Poison Pancreas
Atomic Death Drug
Atomic Pancreas
German Pancreas
Children of the Pancreas
Monkey Wheel
Steel Fokker Snake
Meat Maiden
Steel Monkey
Albino Coma Machine
Def Love
War Maiden
Burnt Desire
Fire Boner
Fatal Lion
Poison Coma
Motor Ship

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