Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Black Candy
German Love Stick
Atomic Candy Wheel
Monkey Machine
Candy Maiden
Golden Fire
Fatal Coma
Golden Desire
Black Fokker
Children of the Pancreas
Steel Lion Stick
Monkey Maiden
Hexachloride Pod
Golden Monkey Rats
Love Basket
Def Fire Drug
Candy Boner
Atomic Love Machine
Hexachloride Basket
Screaming Fokker

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