Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Children of the Desire
Screaming Lion Snake
Steel Pancreas Stick
Satan's Hexachloride Boner
Candy Stick
War Peppers
Black Coma Stick
Fire Ryche
Death Snake
Fatal Motor Boner
Satan's Monkey
Flying Candy Wheel
Fire Pod
Def Fire
Candy Ship
Atomic War Stick
Meat Ship
Children of the Desire Maiden
Clam Wheel
Pancreas Machine

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