Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Children of the Waste Rats
Waste Ship
Waste Drug
War Boner
Children of the Coma Drug
Black Love Basket
Def Lion
Poison War Basket
Burnt Love Pod
Fire Stick
War Rats
Golden Motor
Death Machine
German Love Basket
Flying Desire Rats
German Coma Wheel
Meat Machine
Love Stick
Albino Desire Lullaby
Death Lullaby

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