Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Burnt Love Pod
Screaming Waste
Screaming Waste
Meat Stick
Poison Pancreas
Steel Motor Boner
Steel Clam Lullaby
Satan's Meat Ship
Candy Machine
Burnt Pancreas Boner
Albino Lion Basket
Clam Snake
Burnt Motor
Fatal Clam
Def Hexachloride Snake
Steel Love Maiden
Satan's Monkey
Burnt Pancreas
Black Love Snake
Clam Ship

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