Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Children of the War
Satan's Fire
Smoking Death
Satan's Love Basket
Burnt War
Albino Love Machine
Screaming Hexachloride Peppers
Clam Ship
German Meat Boner
Fatal Clam Lullaby
Steel Monkey Ryche
Pancreas Snake
Black Love
Golden Death
Waste Pod
Atomic Coma
Smoking Meat Machine
Black Monkey Machine
Children of the Love Snake
Flying Fokker Machine

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