Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


German Coma
Satan's War
Satan's Desire
Albino Fokker
Candy Peppers
War Wheel
Waste Boner
Fatal Coma Boner
Screaming Death
Atomic Love Peppers
Lion Boner
Smoking Hexachloride Ryche
Flying Candy
Burnt Fokker Maiden
Def Motor
Burnt Lion Basket
Desire Boner
Screaming Desire Basket
Smoking Hexachloride Lullaby
Def Clam Lullaby

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