Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Satan's Death
Flying Motor
Def Lion Boner
Screaming War Boner
Golden Love
Lion Head
Def War
German Coma
Golden Hexachloride Ryche
Flying Coma Wheel
Coma Lullaby
Steel Coma Basket
Albino Fire
Golden Motor
Burnt Candy Wheel
Smoking Coma Peppers
Fire Machine
Smoking Coma
Lion Ship
Flying Hexachloride Wheel

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