Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Death Drug
Flying Candy
Golden Coma Ship
Albino Death
Fokker Lullaby
Poison Death
Smoking Coma
Flying Monkey Maiden
Steel Hexachloride
Lion Ship
Poison Desire Head
Screaming Monkey Lullaby
Children of the Pancreas Lullaby
Black Clam
Children of the Hexachloride Snake
Children of the War Lullaby
Hexachloride Pod
Children of the Meat Head
Waste Stick
Poison Meat Peppers

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