Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate",
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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