Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
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singing!
Nick
I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with no clothes on,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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