Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.
I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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