Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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