Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in my Edsel,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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