Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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