Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.
The judge declared I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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