Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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