Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her on the highway with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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