Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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