Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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