Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with her father,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I told her shrink I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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