Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.
Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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