Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The blood test showed I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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