Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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