Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I promised her I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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