Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell with her father,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in my Edsel,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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