Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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