Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her on probation at McDonald's,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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