Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with my best friend,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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