Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age in September,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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