Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito in September,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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