Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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