Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.
I knew deep down I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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