Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I knew deep down I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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