Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The painters knew I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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