Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

Her rabbi said I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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