Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I told her shrink I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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