Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell in September,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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