Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

A Klingon said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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