Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand on her elbows,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

A Klingon said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in my Edsel,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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