Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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