Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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