Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The judge declared I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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