Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop in September,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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