Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it while in labor,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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