Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on her "Workmate",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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