Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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