Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny but I loved her,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel at her health club,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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