Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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