Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop with her father,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I told her shrink I'd live off her forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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