Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My hamster thought I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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