Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me