Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.
The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with no clothes on,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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