Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with a wetback,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The judge declared I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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