Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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