Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The painters knew I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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