Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My hamster thought I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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