Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!


I met her on probation poppin' uppers,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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