Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny on her elbows,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

A Klingon said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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