Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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