Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My hamster thought I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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