Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her incognito all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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