Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway all hunched over,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I knew deep down I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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