Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The blood test showed I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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