Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar in September,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in her muu-muu,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with my best friend,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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