Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell all hunched over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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