Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it at her health club,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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