Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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