Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop all hunched over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on her "Workmate",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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