Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I knew deep down I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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