Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The painters knew I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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