Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her on the highway all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.
Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with a robot,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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