Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie but I loved her,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I knew deep down I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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