Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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