Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her "Workmate",
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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