Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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