Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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