Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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