Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I promised her I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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