Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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