Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in her Maytag,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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