Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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