Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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