Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her outside Fresno dead all over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with a wetback,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with my best friend,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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