Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on a surfboard,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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