Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
She asked me if I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on her "Workmate",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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