Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway dead all over,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The judge declared I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with no clothes on,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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