Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in her Maytag,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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