Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare with her father,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her guru,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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