Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in her muu-muu,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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