Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

Her rabbi said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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