Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop all hunched over,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

She asked me if I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her "Workmate",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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