Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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