Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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