Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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