Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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