Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick


I met her incognito sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

She asked me if I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me