Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
I met her in a jail cell with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.
I told her shrink I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with a robot,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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