Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Desire Machine
Black Lion
Def Fire Peppers
Steel Pancreas
Fatal Monkey
Smoking Candy Basket
Def Motor
Burnt Pancreas
Satan's War
Smoking Lion Head
Waste Rats
Candy Boner
Flying Coma Snake
Satan's Coma
Motor Snake
Fire Maiden
Poison Clam Drug
Albino Desire Ship
Lion Basket
Screaming Hexachloride Head

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