Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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