Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny on her elbows,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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