Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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