Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse all hunched over,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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