Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare with her father,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini on her elbows,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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