Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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