Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with my best friend,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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