Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare all hunched over,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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