Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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