Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

She asked me if I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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