Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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