Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The judge declared I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with no clothes on,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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