Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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