Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her "Workmate",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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