Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I promised her I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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