Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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