Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on her "Workmate",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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