Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

Her rabbi said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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