Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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