Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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