Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

She asked me if I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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