Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My Pooh Bear said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with a robot,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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