Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with a wetback,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with my best friend,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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