Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway dead all over,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The judge declared I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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