Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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