Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

She asked me if I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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