Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I told her shrink I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in my Edsel,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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