Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail when she shot me,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off at her health club,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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