Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in her muu-muu,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

A Klingon said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her dentist,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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