Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with her father,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

I promised her I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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