Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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