Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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