Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green while in labor,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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