Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with her father,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in my Edsel,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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