Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with her father,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

She asked me if I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with no clothes on,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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