Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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