Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

The judge declared I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show",
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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