Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse all hunched over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I knew deep down I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show",
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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