Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I knew deep down I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it at her health club,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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