Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

She asked me if I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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