Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive while in labor,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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