Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age dead all over,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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