Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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