Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito in September,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

She asked me if I'd live off her forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on "The Gong Show",
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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