Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on a surfboard,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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