Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

She asked me if I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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