Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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