Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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