Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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