Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The judge declared I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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