Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with a robot,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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