Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel at her health club,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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